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19th-May-2008 04:33 am - 088 + It isn't possible to never tell the truth but the reality is I'm getting away with murder!
demon defied
My compliments to whoever left the corpse on our front path. It was quite a lovely thing to trip over on my way home from the bath house.

It also meant I had to wash my feet twice, but, c'est la vie.

In fact, I liked it so much, I injected it with some preservatives and am leaving it there where it won't smell. It's one of the plus sides from living down here: things can't bake in the sun and become smelly. Really, it isn't pleasant; I like corpses just as much as the next person, but I don't like the stench. Blood, yes; death-stench, no.


And I have decided to name the corpse Jessica Lynn. Because I can. Even though I think it's male...



In other, more boring news, I need a haircut. I would have asked Miwako, but she seems to have disappeared. Like always. Like everyone.

Maybe now I'll have some quiet.
26th-Mar-2008 10:57 am - 060 + I believe we never die and that we're never born ... Seasons ... Madness ... Amen
pictures of you
The child cries within, suffocating in the black poison of her own soul, drowning, crying. Until there's nothing left. She pines for her demon; where is her precious?

The girl
Where is my girl with golden eyes?
She speaks in Persian, she loves me
Seeping through my veins
Want it
Need it
Crave it
My girl

Forever is nothing
Join us
Come come come come to me
Good good good good boy
Nice and play with me



[[ooc; it bes psycho-Sasori tiem. Still a girl, btw; she just lost her bracelet or took it off by accident and now she's in her psycho-happy place. Fortunately she took it off in her office at home so she's got lots of puppet goods to keep her happy. She'll just post psycho prattle from there. Ahem. Proceed with caution, though.]]
16th-Mar-2008 04:21 pm - 055 + How much should I shout, writhe and suffer? Please tell me it's just a bad dream...
gonna smack a bitch
You know, I think those Gods have the right idea, bringing people here. Not only is it a fun and entertaining alternative to the original afterlife which royally sucks, by the way; everything is quite clean and I hated it, but it's rather like living a video game.



Yes, Sasori has bought and indulged himself in video games.

Let's get back to the subject.

The next time someone shows up in Purgatory, asking what to do, I'm going to explain the following, like a regular video game.

"Alternate reality stimulating game, similar to Wii, but not to be used in a closed space. Collect artifacts and treasure to build yourself a house on the Lower Level! Then get yourself a job somewhere, anywhere, perhaps carrying mail, or dancing nude, or fighting off monsters! Unfortunately, killing monsters won't get you any money, and you aren't paid on commission for how many nosebleeds you cause at the nude club. Sorry about that. Life goes on."

Now, does that not explain Purgatory in all it's fine points? I mean, really.

And hey, here's a bonus that would sell anyone: we have cake.

Private to Self: Hackable to friends )
29th-Dec-2007 05:14 pm - 034 + I memorized all the words for you. If you knew how much that's just not like me
pictures of you
UMMMMMM~

Could someone please help Sasori-chan hide all these dollies?? >v>;;; they scare him lots

ALSO :OOOO

SASORI WANTS TO GO SHOPPING

PAPA ALREADY SAID HE WAS GOINGGGG >W< YAY FATHER-SON ACTIVITIES :OOOOOOOO because my papa loves me lots, kay??

BUT I WANNA GO SHOPPING @O@ WITH KONAN-SAAAAAAN~ X3

AND AND AND :OOOOO MISAAAAAOOOOO MISAO MISAO MISAO YOU'RE SO CUTE I'M SO SORRRYYYY I WAS EVER SO MEAN TO YOU ;__;

;O; AND I WAS SO MEAN TO EVERYONE

BUT I LOOOVE YOU AAAALLL SO MUUUUCH

;X;

PLEEEEEEAAAAAASEEEEE REEEEEENNNDDDEEEERRRR JUDGEMENT ;_____; Sasori will accept

And :3

:O

Shu is awesome

@v@

MY IDOL

SHU IS SASORI'S IDOL OKAAAAAAYYY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And

o.o

MILLIENELLIEWELLIENIAAAAAAA NEEDS PEOPLE TO BE NICE TO HER
SOMEONE'S NOT DOING HIS JOB

KURONUE YOU HAD BETTER GO AND BE NICE TO MILLENIA OKAY?!!!!
I TOTALLY SUPPORT YOU TWO! :D You have the Sasori Flower Stamp of Approval

Oh yeah

HOW COME NO ONE GAVE SASORI A PRESENT ON HIS BIRTHDAY?!!!! HE'S ALMOST OVER THE HILL AND NO ONE GAVE HIM A PRESENT ;O;
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