( Private: Semi-hackable; see note )I'd like to make a general announcement.
The next person to use sparkles, sing, use huge text without a cut, use blindingly colorful text without a cut, or to be disgustingly happy to the point where it seems to smack viewers in the eyeball... I'm going to stab you.
I mean it. Stab. You. Somewhere nasty. Like in the pancreas - painful organ, that. This is the final warning. If you wake up one morning and see a midget redhead staring in your window, you so had it coming to you.
End of announcement.
Oh, wait, one more.
Everyone, be really, really careful about the food Farfarello gives you. You never know what the hell is in it.
Jerk. The Irish Gold has been declared safe for now, but the brownies? Not so much.