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| ( Private self: Partially hackable )
Attention Akatsuki: I have this direct from Hiden: he finds you all to be idiots. Actually, to be specific, he said "idiots and Konan". So this doesn't concern her. Just Pein. Anyway, I thought you should know. Love, Sasori.Sasori's Feminine Observations, PT. 2:1 - You guys have really weak hands. I mean, seriously. I miss mine. 2 - Okay, so the boobs, despite wearing a sports bra, do get in my way when I train. 3 - I don't know why you girls complain about getting fat. I've been chowing down on chocolate and Rice Crispies and things ever since this happened, and I haven't gained anything. Maybe I'm just special. Or these boobs eat up all my calories like camel humps. 4 - This body also gets tired easily, and, thanks to aforementioned training, I have aches in places I didn't even know I had. 5 - How does one cross her arms? 6 - Back to the hands; yeah, it really bothers me. I can't play piano as well, since my fingers aren't so long. How annoying. 7 - I never would have thought that my male body was the tall version. I'll have to appreciate it better... NOT TO SAY I'M SHORT AS A MAN! OKAY!? I'M A LOT SHORTER NOW, SO I COMPARED THEM! Hmph! ( Private: Suzaku ) - Tags:attention akatsuki, boobs, farfarello, feminine observations, gender bender, hiden, konan, not a midget, oh gnoes where's my monica, pein, private: partially hackable, response: claire, response: elena, response: kanan, response: miwako, response: ned who, response: rude, response: warren, sasori is a girl, sasori you jerk, schuldig, screened from farf, screened from zack, suzaku, suzaku ilubb rly, training, zack
- Mood:upset
 - Music:"Forgive Me", Evanescence
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| See, now I know why so many girls are sex-obsessed: it's fun.
Like, you know, I wasn't a virgin before, but I'd never had sex as a female. That was interesting, to say the least.
I'm sore.
Anyway, here's a few other things I've noticed in the past few days:
1) Having ninety-seven children is morally irresponsible, unless you're a sperm-donor. 2) Ladies: it's a penis. Unless you're a virgin, get over it; you've seen it before. If you are a virgin, at least your next boyfriend won't be able to surprise you. 3) If I ever meet the misogynistic bastard that invented heels, I'll kill him. 4) Underwires are not comfortable. Yeah, they give you an extra oomph, but give me a sports bra over that torture any day.
Yes, I am this self-assured with my own masculinity.
P.S. Has anyone seen my roommate? Tall, blond, red bangs, female right now and not happy about it? Last seen making a very hormonal post about me having sex? - Tags:97 kids = no, boobs, enjoying himself actually, farfarello, gender bender, heels = no, i has boobs, response: claire, response: elena, response: kanan, response: miwako, response: ned who, response: rude, response: warren, sasori is a girl, sex is nice, underwires = no
- Mood:tired
 - Music:"Pyrotech", Sleeper
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| ( Private: Shin-Ra Employees )As a matter of curiosity, how many of you would want to have a festival like Japanese? With games and food and activities and all other manner of pointless amusements? ( Private to Self )
wish: 1000 - 876 - Tags:1000 cranes, i'm back bitches, miwako, poison testing, private: shin-ra employees, projects: miwako, projects: schuldig, projects: suzaku, response: adam, response: claire, response: elena, response: lime, response: miwako, response: shu, response: sylar, response: tamaki, response: yuki, schuldig, suzaku, test groups, why are you people teh dumb?
- Mood:annoyed
 - Music:"Angels Fuck", Jack Off Jill
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| ....So, there's some junk gifts dropped off in my in-box. Anyone feel like fessing up before I commit them all to the flames? Hey, Zack, I think we should have DDR on game night. A competition. That way I can learn how to dance. But not with you. If you wear a dress, I'm not going anywhere near you. ( ShinRa Employees: Screened )
( Private to Kuronue )
( Private to Suzaku )
( Private to Sakura )
( Private to Mr. Big )- Tags:all your base plz, bah humbug, changes to security, private to kuronue, private to sakura, private to suzaku, response: elena, response: illyria, response: kuronue, response: larxene, response: miwako, response: rufus, response: sakura, response: schuldig, response: shishiwakamaru, response: suzaku, response: wice, response: yachiru, response: zack, sasori doesn't like presents, sasori is bossy, short people compensate
- Mood:busy
 - Music:"I Hate Everything About You", Three days grace
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| Um... I have pies and cakes here. All the people who were hurt by Schuldig's dumb "joke" can claim one.
I also have way too much food than I could ever possibly eat, even Suzaku and Murugu and Marmoset. So I'll need people to work as my garbage disposals again. I've got spaghetti for you, Zack. Lots and lots of spaghetti.
....Also.
Er.
Woma - M...illenia.
You. Er. Stuck up for me. Sort of. So. I've... got... a cake.. for you. Too.
So there. - Tags:handing out cakes, message millenia, response: elena, response: millenia, response: rei, response: sakura, response: sasuke, response: usagi, schuldig, schuldig's dumb joke, too much food
- Location:Home
- Music:"Nobody Wins", Veronicas
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