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5th-May-2008 07:05 am - 082 + There's a lit cigarette in the hand of my new angel
within the master's hands
If you have thoughts, can be touched, and can touch others, you exist. If you can process your own thoughts without logic, you most certainly can exist, and I only say that because obviously many of the people here do not use logic or common sense. Mankind is not accomplished enough to determine what exists and what does not, or, indeed, what life is worth living.

So I'll thank you not to judge my existence as a puppet, Farfarello, before I go back to it.

Any questions? Comments? Concerns from those not mentioned? Please leave your name and address that I may hunt you down and stab you when you're asleep and when you're awake. If you comment without an address, I'll just hunt you down anyway.

It's a small city. Not too many places I don't know of at this point.

Let the hunt begin.



Private; Unhackable )
24th-Mar-2008 06:01 pm - 059 + Can you forgive me again? I don't know what I said, but I didn't mean to hurt you...
disappointed sigh
Private self: Partially hackable )

Attention Akatsuki:
I have this direct from Hiden: he finds you all to be idiots.
Actually, to be specific, he said "idiots and Konan".
So this doesn't concern her. Just Pein.
Anyway, I thought you should know.
Love,
Sasori.



Sasori's Feminine Observations, PT. 2:
1 - You guys have really weak hands. I mean, seriously. I miss mine.
2 - Okay, so the boobs, despite wearing a sports bra, do get in my way when I train.
3 - I don't know why you girls complain about getting fat. I've been chowing down on chocolate and Rice Crispies and things ever since this happened, and I haven't gained anything. Maybe I'm just special. Or these boobs eat up all my calories like camel humps.
4 - This body also gets tired easily, and, thanks to aforementioned training, I have aches in places I didn't even know I had.
5 - How does one cross her arms?
6 - Back to the hands; yeah, it really bothers me. I can't play piano as well, since my fingers aren't so long. How annoying.
7 - I never would have thought that my male body was the tall version. I'll have to appreciate it better... NOT TO SAY I'M SHORT AS A MAN! OKAY!? I'M A LOT SHORTER NOW, SO I COMPARED THEM! Hmph!

Private: Suzaku )
21st-Dec-2007 05:22 pm - 028 + I only want to feel that high, but you refuse to lift me...
pictures of you
.....I just went back to attend to dinner after making the subject in this journal, and I stuck my hand in a pot of boiling pasta sauce.

I HOPE YOU'RE FUCKING HAPPY, ZACHARY FAIR!

Ow...


Alright, anyway, now that that's established...

I would like the following to be made clear.

1. Under no uncertain condition am I going to be dancing with a tree at this ball.
2. Under no condition whatsoever am I going to be dressing up for it.
3. And Miwako can't force me.
4. And neither can Zack, so don't even try.
5. The first person to say "Merry Christmas" to me gets a kick to the groin. I don't care if you're female, it'll still hurt.


That said, I hope we all understand each other.

OOC notes; plz to be reading )
16th-Dec-2007 09:24 pm - 026 + My hands are tied because I live and die by the blood
pictures of you
...Okay.

That doesn't sound very good.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Miwako, Misa, Zack, Kuronue, Tobi this means you answer for Deidara, as well [not hackable to Deidara], Sakura, Konane-san - you all had better be okay. Let me know, either way, here.

...Also.

We seem to be missing our loudest housemember.

Marmoset is getting nearly frantic.
Ohhh, maybe he can find her.


Anyway, whoever's been put in charge of damage control, let me know what I can do to help. I've got plenty of extra hands.
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