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14th-May-2008 05:01 pm - 085 + I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named Sue!
bah humbug, hmph
Aaaaand they're back.

Hello, girls, I missed you.


Now.
Where did I stick my bras?






Farfarello, where are my bras?
28th-Mar-2008 08:50 am - 061 + My hands are tied because I live and die by the gun
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Okay, kids, let's have a lesson in psycho-speak, should that incident ever repeat it's self.


And by the way, for the record, I am not a drag queen, nor would I ever act like one.



First of all, and this goes to Lin mainly. Stay the fuck away. Like, wow, really. Could you not understand that? Like my protests? Jeez...

Second, if I do go psycho again, it can only be because I lost my bracelet. My bracelet is my happy place. I'd like to keep it on.

So, class, how does one get a psycho person no one can approach back into her happy place?

Easy!

TELL HER TO GO FIND THE FUCKING BRACELET!


I talked to you guys for hours and no one even suggested this! Only Suzaku did. Because Suzaku is wonderful.

Anyway, now that that's cleared up, on to happier things.

I went shoe-shopping the other day. I got lots of cool boots. I also got a few more bras.


I also think I am going to try something, for the sake of my vocabulary. Apparently I have what's known as a "potty mouth" Where they got the name for that is beyond me and I swear too much. So I'm going to try and go without swearing for the rest of the time that I am female. If I do swear, I'll... cross-dress even when I'm a guy.

Okay? Starting... now.
24th-Mar-2008 06:01 pm - 059 + Can you forgive me again? I don't know what I said, but I didn't mean to hurt you...
disappointed sigh
Private self: Partially hackable )

Attention Akatsuki:
I have this direct from Hiden: he finds you all to be idiots.
Actually, to be specific, he said "idiots and Konan".
So this doesn't concern her. Just Pein.
Anyway, I thought you should know.
Love,
Sasori.



Sasori's Feminine Observations, PT. 2:
1 - You guys have really weak hands. I mean, seriously. I miss mine.
2 - Okay, so the boobs, despite wearing a sports bra, do get in my way when I train.
3 - I don't know why you girls complain about getting fat. I've been chowing down on chocolate and Rice Crispies and things ever since this happened, and I haven't gained anything. Maybe I'm just special. Or these boobs eat up all my calories like camel humps.
4 - This body also gets tired easily, and, thanks to aforementioned training, I have aches in places I didn't even know I had.
5 - How does one cross her arms?
6 - Back to the hands; yeah, it really bothers me. I can't play piano as well, since my fingers aren't so long. How annoying.
7 - I never would have thought that my male body was the tall version. I'll have to appreciate it better... NOT TO SAY I'M SHORT AS A MAN! OKAY!? I'M A LOT SHORTER NOW, SO I COMPARED THEM! Hmph!

Private: Suzaku )
23rd-Mar-2008 01:21 pm - 058 + Throw me your matchs, 'cause I like to burn stuff... Give me your lighter to keep me amused!
exhausted
See, now I know why so many girls are sex-obsessed: it's fun.

Like, you know, I wasn't a virgin before, but I'd never had sex as a female. That was interesting, to say the least.

I'm sore.


Anyway, here's a few other things I've noticed in the past few days:

1) Having ninety-seven children is morally irresponsible, unless you're a sperm-donor.
2) Ladies: it's a penis. Unless you're a virgin, get over it; you've seen it before. If you are a virgin, at least your next boyfriend won't be able to surprise you.
3) If I ever meet the misogynistic bastard that invented heels, I'll kill him.
4) Underwires are not comfortable. Yeah, they give you an extra oomph, but give me a sports bra over that torture any day.



Yes, I am this self-assured with my own masculinity.

P.S. Has anyone seen my roommate? Tall, blond, red bangs, female right now and not happy about it? Last seen making a very hormonal post about me having sex?
22nd-Mar-2008 12:42 pm - 057 + I tell you, life ain't easy for a boy named Sue [VOICE POST]
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............AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!


AAAAAAHHH!



AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!



NOT AGAIN!!!
24th-Oct-2007 07:26 pm - 016 + Now everybody wants her, and I shouldn't even bother, because you made me so complete, dear
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So.

I've been entered in.

A beauty contest.

The beauty contest, I should say.

And I'm also in charge of costumes.

So those of you who don't think your current clothing is sufficient, tell me here and we'll make an appointment at your place. Unless you're a coward.

Ohhh, snap!

Things are going well~ I have Kuronue's outfit almost done, and mine is finished and under lock and key. No one is allowed to see.
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