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16th-Mar-2008 04:21 pm - 055 + How much should I shout, writhe and suffer? Please tell me it's just a bad dream...
crook within a crook, gonna smack a bitch, stubborn, a bit mad, hey wait, ..ummm...no., *smack*, what you know, and watch them drift away, demon defied, your servant, level, bff for reals, betrayed, look up to, about that..., whachu say thar?!, burial shroud, touch faith, soothing.sandaime., waiting, orly?, pictures of you, disappointed sigh, kaboom kaboom, exhausted, as the world falls down, a voice in the back of my head, who dares, bah humbug, made an enemy, hmph, within the master's hands, blood the last, care for the soul, smug thought, I break, when the game master smiles, risking failure, ...umm..., KILL. JUST KILL., stole far's clothes, surrounded by idiots, demon, LIEK OW, amused, dum de dum, *hide*, younger eyes, cool, to last, dare you, bored now plz, ...um huh?, methinks I see her smiling, ooo big tough guy, crooked thoughts, oh shi --, inquiry, ...whut now?, wtf, devil's angel, unimpressed, and I died for you, Papa's little suck-up, auughh, belong to me., decidedly annoyed
You know, I think those Gods have the right idea, bringing people here. Not only is it a fun and entertaining alternative to the original afterlife which royally sucks, by the way; everything is quite clean and I hated it, but it's rather like living a video game.



Yes, Sasori has bought and indulged himself in video games.

Let's get back to the subject.

The next time someone shows up in Purgatory, asking what to do, I'm going to explain the following, like a regular video game.

"Alternate reality stimulating game, similar to Wii, but not to be used in a closed space. Collect artifacts and treasure to build yourself a house on the Lower Level! Then get yourself a job somewhere, anywhere, perhaps carrying mail, or dancing nude, or fighting off monsters! Unfortunately, killing monsters won't get you any money, and you aren't paid on commission for how many nosebleeds you cause at the nude club. Sorry about that. Life goes on."

Now, does that not explain Purgatory in all it's fine points? I mean, really.

And hey, here's a bonus that would sell anyone: we have cake.

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