( Private self: Partially hackable )
Attention Akatsuki:
I have this direct from Hiden: he finds you all to be idiots.
Actually, to be specific, he said "idiots and Konan".
So this doesn't concern her. Just Pein.
Anyway, I thought you should know.
Love,
Sasori.Sasori's Feminine Observations, PT. 2:1 - You guys have really weak hands. I mean, seriously. I miss mine.
2 - Okay, so the boobs, despite wearing a sports bra, do get in my way when I train.
3 - I don't know why you girls complain about getting fat. I've been chowing down on chocolate and Rice Crispies and things ever since this happened, and I haven't gained anything. Maybe I'm just special. Or these boobs eat up all my calories like camel humps.
4 - This body also gets tired easily, and, thanks to aforementioned training, I have aches in places I didn't even know I had.
5 - How does one cross her arms?
6 - Back to the hands; yeah, it really bothers me. I can't play piano as well, since my fingers aren't so long. How annoying.
7 - I never would have thought that my male body was the
tall version. I'll have to appreciate it better... NOT TO SAY I'M SHORT AS A MAN! OKAY!? I'M A LOT SHORTER NOW, SO I COMPARED THEM! Hmph!
( Private: Suzaku )