| See, now I know why so many girls are sex-obsessed: it's fun.
Like, you know, I wasn't a virgin before, but I'd never had sex as a female. That was interesting, to say the least.
I'm sore.
Anyway, here's a few other things I've noticed in the past few days:
1) Having ninety-seven children is morally irresponsible, unless you're a sperm-donor. 2) Ladies: it's a penis. Unless you're a virgin, get over it; you've seen it before. If you are a virgin, at least your next boyfriend won't be able to surprise you. 3) If I ever meet the misogynistic bastard that invented heels, I'll kill him. 4) Underwires are not comfortable. Yeah, they give you an extra oomph, but give me a sports bra over that torture any day.
Yes, I am this self-assured with my own masculinity.
P.S. Has anyone seen my roommate? Tall, blond, red bangs, female right now and not happy about it? Last seen making a very hormonal post about me having sex? - Tags:97 kids = no, boobs, enjoying himself actually, farfarello, gender bender, heels = no, i has boobs, response: claire, response: elena, response: kanan, response: miwako, response: ned who, response: rude, response: warren, sasori is a girl, sex is nice, underwires = no
- Mood:tired
 - Music:"Pyrotech", Sleeper
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