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23rd-Mar-2008 01:21 pm - 058 + Throw me your matchs, 'cause I like to burn stuff... Give me your lighter to keep me amused!
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See, now I know why so many girls are sex-obsessed: it's fun.

Like, you know, I wasn't a virgin before, but I'd never had sex as a female. That was interesting, to say the least.

I'm sore.


Anyway, here's a few other things I've noticed in the past few days:

1) Having ninety-seven children is morally irresponsible, unless you're a sperm-donor.
2) Ladies: it's a penis. Unless you're a virgin, get over it; you've seen it before. If you are a virgin, at least your next boyfriend won't be able to surprise you.
3) If I ever meet the misogynistic bastard that invented heels, I'll kill him.
4) Underwires are not comfortable. Yeah, they give you an extra oomph, but give me a sports bra over that torture any day.



Yes, I am this self-assured with my own masculinity.

P.S. Has anyone seen my roommate? Tall, blond, red bangs, female right now and not happy about it? Last seen making a very hormonal post about me having sex?
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