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You can't live until you die. You can't quit until you try

You can't learn to tell the truth until you learn to lie

Created on 2007-08-02 21:06:19 (#13513250), last updated 2008-10-22

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Basic Info

Name:	Akasuna no Sasori

Bio

+resides on lower level with Farfarello, Reira, and Badou.
+Taken. Farfarello. See "Events".
+calls Mello his little brother. Calls Reira his "daughter", and Badou his "son".
+is a possessive little shit and you better prepare for it
+easily annoyed/pissed-off
+bright red hair, brown eyes, stands tall at four foot eleven (with wet hair and no shoes)
+unemployed
+dangerous if improperly approached
+death threats issued are generally serious
+will become placid if fed vast quantities of chocolate
+don't - touch - the - puppets.
+likes chocolate, art, dolls, chocolate, having luxurious temper tantrums, harassing Badou, cooking, chocolate, arguing, chocolate, Farfarello, Reira, chocolate, having a weird friendship with L, Mello, and chocolate.
+sasori: verb. [ SA-sore-EE ] 1. the act of reading select words out of a statement and taking it the wrong way, or completely irrelevantly. 2. the act of taking the slightest comment and turning it into the biggest insult he's ever heard in his life

basic interests

+food: chocolate
+drink: chocolate milk, soda, red wine
+color: red
+music: depends on his mood; he has a wide range of CDs in his collection
+book: Bundori, by Laura Joh Rowland
+ sexuality: bisexual

quotes

+"No zombie would dare eat my brain." - to Miwako

+"I suppose it's an initiation process, for people who are going to annoy me in future to begin by calling me a boy. We're waging war with blind idiots. Wonderful." - to Wesker

+"70% of the male population wants to be a hero when they grow up. That or a trashman. I just wanted to be redheaded." - to Zack

+"I don't celebrate such a lame holiday. Who wants to celebrate a baby being born in a goat's water bucket?" - to Misao

+"Kiss my justified ass." - to Sakura.

+"She doesn't look over my so-called flaws. She looks them dead in the face, greets them, and asks them over for tea and cookies." - to Misao, of Miwako.

+"...Okay, I know this is like, a dire situation... but this feels like a sleepover to me." - to Zack.

+"Wait. I can't take pain killers or sleep medication now with my anti-psychs? That's insane! ...No pun intended." - to Wesker.

+Farfarello: Me? I wouldn't harm a fly.
Sasori: So the flies are safe, but what about the rest of us?

+"I will shoot you dead if you don't stop saying I want to kill you."

+"He said 'Fine. Have Fun.' in that way of saying 'Fine. Have fun.' that really means 'Dammit, midget, you were supposed to spend the next week with me and do all kinds of crazy, awesome sex and I was looking forward to it'." -to Miwako, of Farfarello

+"Oh, yeah, you're like a beast of competition. A kitten-type beast of competition with inflated fangs and ketchup blood." - to Miwako

+"Names matter in an image. Like, I would not be a feared S-classed criminal in my world with a name like Harold." - to Claire

+"Be right back, okay, I just need to go and clarify something with this brick wall." - to Juugo

+"The Mummy stwikes..." - to Farfarello, after he bandaged Sasori's broken fingers a little messily

+"Oh, yes. I want to go play in the sunshine with the daisies and the monkeys! I want to make a cake out of rainbows and happiness so we can all be best friends again like we were in school! My god, man, you are dense." - to Proto Man

+"I'm supposed to stab you, but I don't think I want to be infected by whatever disease you have." - to Leeron

+"You know, this is a very good opportunity for me to be the bigger man, step above picking on crying children and do my good deed for the day. I could prove myself to being a good person, deep down inside, with a weakness for children as a substance useful for something other than breakfast... But I really don't like you." - to Bou

+"In my house, lying gets you stabbed in the eye. Eventually, you run out of eyes, and just need to tell it like it is." - to Mello

events

+Love Event: fell in love with Haruno Sakura; retained feelings but tortured her endlessly. Nothing came of it.

+Powers Event: recieved chakra and puppet body; kept all his powers in the end, but cashed in the puppet body for a human body; still has powers.

+Gender Switch: became a girl (with her period)

+Personality Switch: became frighteningly cheery and perky and unselfish and bearing a strong resemblence to Miwako.

+Gender Switch 2: became a girl, much more in tune with her feminine body; slept with Farfarello (

edgedsanity)

lost memories

+Sasori exchanged one of his memories in order to Zack to share his memories with Aerith

verraily. The memory he lost was that he turned the Sandaime Kazekage into a puppet after killing him. For all he knows, the Sandaime puppet he has now was just a present from the gods.

{ the sin of wrath }

You, Sasori, have been brought to Purgatorium for the sin of wrath.

You have committed horrible offenses against many, heedless of the damage caused and without any remorse.

So you shall stay, until you learn to think of others, and have made up for your errors.

information

This is a roleplay journal, maintained by

bekilicious for

apurgatorium. Due to the nature of this roleplay, Sasori may differ from the canon you are used to.

The art used in Sasori's icons comes from various sources. I take no credit for any of the art used, excepting "wibble", "bff for reals", and "Papa's little suck-up". Many of these icons use Otani Atsushi from Lovely Complex.

Sasori is copyrighted by Masato Kishimoto.
Otani Atsushi is copy-righted by Aya Nakahara.

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