somes_auditus: 061 + My hands are tied because I live and die by the gun

Akasuna no Sasori (

somes_auditus) wrote,
@ 2008-03-28 08:50:00

Current mood:	aggravated
Current music:	"Professional", Infidel INC
Entry tags:	boobs, boots, bracelet, bras, brb lost my mind, gender bender, ha ha phools, i digress, it bes psycho tiem yesterday, lin, no swearing plz, psycho tiem iz fun, response: claire, response: gio, response: lin, response: miwako, suzaku

061 + My hands are tied because I live and die by the gun
Okay, kids, let's have a lesson in psycho-speak, should that incident ever repeat it's self.

And by the way, for the record, I am not a drag queen, nor would I ever act like one.

First of all, and this goes to Lin mainly. Stay the fuck away. Like, wow, really. Could you not understand that? Like my protests? Jeez...

Second, if I do go psycho again, it can only be because I lost my bracelet. My bracelet is my happy place. I'd like to keep it on.

So, class, how does one get a psycho person no one can approach back into her happy place?

Easy!

TELL HER TO GO FIND THE FUCKING BRACELET!

I talked to you guys for hours and no one even suggested this! ~~Only Suzaku did. Because Suzaku is wonderful.~~

Anyway, now that that's cleared up, on to happier things.

I went shoe-shopping the other day. I got lots of cool boots. I also got a few more bras.

I also think I am going to try something, for the sake of my vocabulary. Apparently I have what's known as a "potty mouth" ~~Where they got the name for that is beyond me~~ and I swear too much. So I'm going to try and go without swearing for the rest of the time that I am female. If I do swear, I'll... cross-dress even when I'm a guy.

Okay? Starting... now.

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	lin_koujo 2008-03-28 01:57 pm UTC (link)
	I understood. I'm just stubborn. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	somes_auditus 2008-03-28 02:02 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I got that. Yet I wonder what you were planning on doing, if I actually wanted to, you know, inject you with B-12-003 to drain your blood but keep your organs running, skin you, drag out your organs, and turn you into a living puppet? What was the game plan for that? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lin_koujo 2008-03-28 02:12 pm UTC (link)
	Lose a memory. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	somes_auditus 2008-03-28 02:16 pm UTC (link)
	And make me live with the guilt. Thanks, really. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lin_koujo 2008-03-28 02:35 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sure you'd find a way. I was going to find that bracelet you told me about. Since you didn't seem capable of it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	somes_auditus 2008-03-28 02:43 pm UTC (link)
	I was capable of it, obviously. You never told me to find it or asked me where it was. It was a complicated system; you had to catch me when I was in my closer-to-normal mood. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lin_koujo 2008-03-28 03:01 pm UTC (link)
	...That was a trick. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	regenerable 2008-03-28 03:05 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, I suggested helping you find it. Or finding an armor band anyways. And I like your potty mouth, its amusing. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	somes_auditus 2008-03-28 03:09 pm UTC (link)
	I guess you caught me in the wrong mood, or something. Or I'm just inclined to listen to Suzaku. I don't mind my potty mouth, either, but my father used to say that swearing shows a lack of vocabulary and I was reminded of that, so I'm going to try this. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	regenerable 2008-03-28 03:13 pm UTC (link)
	Or you just don't listen to me because I don't ever know what I'm talking about. That's what my dad says about cursing. But the longer I'm around Grimmjow, the more choice words start to leak out without me knowing it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	somes_auditus 2008-03-28 03:15 pm UTC (link)
	It was a little frustrating that you didn't understand me, and Suzaku did, so maybe that had something to do with it. I can see that happening. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	regenerable 2008-03-28 03:17 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, I'm not used to dealing with that. I was trying to understand you. But whatever. It isn't important. What is important is that you're okay now. Yeah. I hope he comes back home soon. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	somes_auditus 2008-03-28 03:19 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe I'll compile a list of phrases and words for if I ever lose my bracelet again. He left? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	achtundsechzig 2008-03-28 03:12 pm UTC (link)
	I think I preferred you while you were insane. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	somes_auditus 2008-03-28 03:16 pm UTC (link)
	I think I really don't give a hoot what you think of me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	achtundsechzig 2008-03-28 03:18 pm UTC (link)
	I'm already well aware of that, Queen. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	somes_auditus 2008-03-28 03:19 pm UTC (link)
	That's good, slave. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	achtundsechzig 2008-03-28 03:22 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, you could wish. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	somes_auditus 2008-03-28 03:24 pm UTC (link)
	If I am the queen, you are the slave. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	happi_hime 2008-03-28 05:38 pm UTC (link)
	Miwako was gonna help Sasori find his bracelet, too, but he found it before I got there...~ (Reply to this)(Thread)

	somes_auditus 2008-03-28 05:39 pm UTC (link)
	Please see point number one. I didn't want anyone in the house with me. It has nothing to do with affection or disliking or anything. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	happi_hime 2008-03-28 05:45 pm UTC (link)
	But I was asking where the armour band was, too! Which is kind of like saying to find it~! ... O, well~ At least Sasori is sane again~ ♥ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	somes_auditus 2008-03-28 05:46 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, indeed. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	happi_hime 2008-03-28 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	Sa~So~Ri~~~~~~~ ♥ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	somes_auditus 2008-03-28 11:30 pm UTC (link)
	Wha~a~at~? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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