Current mood:	upset
Current music:	"Forgive Me", Evanescence
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059 + Can you forgive me again? I don't know what I said, but I didn't mean to hurt you...

Private: Partially hackable

[[OOC: If Zack tries to hack this, he'll only see a note saying "Namama doesn't want you to read this. Go eat a cookie." Also not hackable to Farfarello, Schuldig (although that could be pointless?), or anyone he hates; you probably know who you are.]] If someone had told me a week ago that I'd be in a snit with Suzaku and that he'd run away from home and not told me where he was going, I would have laughed at you. Then corrected you firmly, stating that our friendship was close enough and had no room for fights. Apparently, it isn't, and I was entirely wrong. Now it seems like our friendship has always been a one-sided "Stay with me, keep me happy, be only with me, and maybe I won't make your life miserable", in favor of Suzaku. Like it's not enough that I go to work every day for him so he can sit around on his ass. And I cook all his food, because he can't seem to touch a kettle without it exploding. But, no worries on my part. That's me, the happy-go-lucky servant. I am not wrong. He was wrong to fly into a snit and run away without giving me a chance to explain things to him. ...But I don't know how to live without him.

Attention Akatsuki:
I have this direct from Hiden: he finds you all to be idiots.
Actually, to be specific, he said "idiots and Konan".
So this doesn't concern her. Just Pein.
Anyway, I thought you should know.
Love,
Sasori.


Sasori's Feminine Observations, PT. 2:
1 - You guys have really weak hands. I mean, seriously. I miss mine.
2 - Okay, so the boobs, despite wearing a sports bra, do get in my way when I train.
3 - I don't know why you girls complain about getting fat. I've been chowing down on chocolate and Rice Crispies and things ever since this happened, and I haven't gained anything. Maybe I'm just special. Or these boobs eat up all my calories like camel humps.
4 - This body also gets tired easily, and, thanks to aforementioned training, I have aches in places I didn't even know I had.
5 - How does one cross her arms?
6 - Back to the hands; yeah, it really bothers me. I can't play piano as well, since my fingers aren't so long. How annoying.
7 - I never would have thought that my male body was the tall version. I'll have to appreciate it better... NOT TO SAY I'M SHORT AS A MAN! OKAY!? I'M A LOT SHORTER NOW, SO I COMPARED THEM! Hmph!

Private: Suzaku
I want to talk to you.