somes_auditus: 058 + Throw me your matchs, 'cause I like to burn stuff... Give me your lighter to keep me amused!

Akasuna no Sasori (

somes_auditus) wrote,
@ 2008-03-23 13:21:00

Current mood:	tired
Current music:	"Pyrotech", Sleeper
Entry tags:	97 kids = no, boobs, enjoying himself actually, farfarello, gender bender, heels = no, i has boobs, response: claire, response: elena, response: kanan, response: miwako, response: ned who, response: rude, response: warren, sasori is a girl, sex is nice, underwires = no

058 + Throw me your matchs, 'cause I like to burn stuff... Give me your lighter to keep me amused!
See, now I know why so many girls are sex-obsessed: it's fun.

Like, you know, I wasn't a virgin before, but I'd never had sex as a female. That was interesting, to say the least.

~~I'm sore.~~

Anyway, here's a few other things I've noticed in the past few days:

1) Having ninety-seven children is morally irresponsible, unless you're a sperm-donor.
2) Ladies: it's a penis. Unless you're a virgin, get over it; you've seen it before. If you are a virgin, at least your next boyfriend won't be able to surprise you.
3) If I ever meet the misogynistic bastard that invented heels, I'll kill him.
4) Underwires are not comfortable. Yeah, they give you an extra oomph, but give me a sports bra over that torture any day.

Yes, I am this self-assured with my own masculinity.

P.S. Has anyone seen my roommate? Tall, blond, red bangs, female right now and not happy about it? Last seen making a very hormonal post about me having sex?

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	im_not_a_rookie 2008-03-23 05:40 pm UTC (link)
	Actually, I don't mind underwires. And it's a totally different sensation to ... function... with one of these things. Even simple functions like urinating and the like. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	somes_auditus 2008-03-23 05:42 pm UTC (link)
	I do. They leave marks under my boobs. Well, if need be, you can sit down while you urinate. People in wheelchairs do. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	im_not_a_rookie 2008-03-23 05:43 pm UTC (link)
	Oh! It sounds like you have the wrong size! Maybe you need a bigger one? That's a good idea! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	somes_auditus 2008-03-23 05:45 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe... I measured myself, and it's 36 inches.... but there's a lot of 36s in the bra aisle... 36A, 36B, 36D... Indeed, it is. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	im_not_a_rookie 2008-03-23 05:46 pm UTC (link)
	The letters are cup sizes! You need to have the right size of those, too! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	happi_hime 2008-03-23 05:44 pm UTC (link)
	But sports bras aren't cute, Sasori!!! It's so much nicer to wear cute underclothes~! ♥ Are you having fun~? ♥ Miwako is! ♥ (Reply to this)(Thread)

	somes_auditus 2008-03-23 05:46 pm UTC (link)
	They're practical, though. I am, this time around. They did this once before and I didn't like it because I was on my "cycle", but I'm not this time, and it's fun. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	whosthatwho 2008-03-23 07:43 pm UTC (link)
	...'morally irresponsible'? Tell me, sir- what's so wrong about having a big family? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	somes_auditus 2008-03-23 07:47 pm UTC (link)
	For one thing, love and attention is hard to give to so many children. Not only that, but it's cruel to the kids, because you cannot convince me that they all have their own rooms. Making them share, with so many people, and even having so many people in one house is in direct violation of several health code and building ordinances. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	somes_auditus 2008-03-23 08:05 pm UTC (link)
	It's still irresponsible. I, myself, am an only child. Why? Because my parents adored me enough to not want to have any other child. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	whosthatwho 2008-03-23 08:09 pm UTC (link)
	Well- it's in your culture to have very small families. In mine, it's not unusual to have so many kids. You can't call something irresponsible just because it's something you haven't adapted too. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	dark_hierophant 2008-03-23 07:56 pm UTC (link)
	1. I wholly agree with that idea, there is something crazed about that. 2. There shouldn't be reason to lose one's head. I have no issues with the breasts. It's my wings bothering me. 3. I've never worn heels. I like my boots, though the pair I had already broken in don't fit me right now. 4. What's an underwire? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	somes_auditus 2008-03-23 07:58 pm UTC (link)
	1. Anyone with sense or a conscious would. As you're neither, it's obviously a very well-known fact. 2. These kids frighten me with their naivety. 3. I recently got a few pairs of boots that I love; I tried on some heels at the store and nearly broke my leg. 4. It's something in a bra to give a little extra lift. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dark_hierophant 2008-03-23 08:01 pm UTC (link)
	1. No sense or conscience? Is that what you're accusing me of? Quaint. 2. It's a penis, women, not a viperlisk. It won't bite. 3. I showed up here in my travel boots, but I had a set of riding boots I would hear into combat often with my field plate. 4. I see. And what is a bra? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	somes_auditus 2008-03-23 08:04 pm UTC (link)
	1. Perhaps. 2. I think it's the moving-around part that freaks them out. I advised tighter-fitting pants. 3. I showed up in sandals. I wore them everywhere. Now I have... a lot of shoes. 4. ....Oh dear. Umm... it's an undergarment women wear to keep their breasts manageable. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)