Akasuna no Sasori ([info]somes_auditus) wrote,
@ 2008-03-22 12:42:00
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Entry tags:boobs, eeeek, gender bender, oh gnoes my little friend is gone, response: claire, response: farfarello, response: kurama, sasori has boobs

057 + I tell you, life ain't easy for a boy named Sue [VOICE POST]
............AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!


AAAAAAHHH!



AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!



NOT AGAIN!!!


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[info]regenerable
2008-03-22 05:46 pm UTC (link)
Someone else who is as freaked out as I was.

That makes things not nearly as bad.

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[info]somes_auditus
2008-03-22 05:49 pm UTC (link)
Cl -.... Claire?! Oh my god...




...When did you get hot?

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[info]regenerable
2008-03-22 06:08 pm UTC (link)
... birth?

You mean you don't think I look annoyingly effeminate for a guy?

I knew I liked you, Sasori.

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[info]somes_auditus
2008-03-22 06:31 pm UTC (link)
No, you look pretty normal, masculine-wise.

I, on the other hand, have not changed at all, except for certain lower portions of my anatomy.

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[info]edgedsanity
2008-03-22 06:53 pm UTC (link)
It's not in your head this time.

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[info]somes_auditus
2008-03-22 07:09 pm UTC (link)
It wasn't last time, either!

Last time I was bleeding from there.

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[info]edgedsanity
2008-03-22 07:44 pm UTC (link)
At least you don't have your cycle right now then.

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[info]somes_auditus
2008-03-22 07:51 pm UTC (link)
That is an improvement.

But it's the only one so far.

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[info]edgedsanity
2008-03-22 07:53 pm UTC (link)
You aren't going to seduce anyone? Shame.

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[info]somes_auditus
2008-03-22 07:54 pm UTC (link)
I could seduce you if I wanted to.

But at the moment I am four-foot-five inches tall.

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[info]edgedsanity
2008-03-22 07:59 pm UTC (link)
Hm, that would be nice except I think you'll kill me the next day.

Nothing wrong with that.

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[info]somes_auditus
2008-03-22 08:03 pm UTC (link)
I don't kill those who prove themselves valuable to me.

Oh, yes there is. You tall people don't know.

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[info]edgedsanity
2008-03-22 08:59 pm UTC (link)
And have matching bunny slippers.

I'm not that tall.

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[info]somes_auditus
2008-03-22 09:00 pm UTC (link)
Yes, that too. But why would you think I would kill you?

You're a good head taller than me in my male body.

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[info]edgedsanity
2008-03-22 09:08 pm UTC (link)
No one has tried to kill me yet. I must not be annoying them enough.

I'm rather average.

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[info]somes_auditus
2008-03-22 09:08 pm UTC (link)
Or they're scared of you.

I'm rather chibi.

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[info]edgedsanity
2008-03-22 09:15 pm UTC (link)
Me? I wouldn't harm a fly.

You need more platform boots.

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[info]somes_auditus
2008-03-22 09:17 pm UTC (link)
So the flies are safe, but what about the rest of us?

Indeed, I do.

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[info]edgedsanity
2008-03-22 09:24 pm UTC (link)
Just don't try to hide in a dark corner around me.

I've seen seven inch boots.

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[info]somes_auditus
2008-03-22 09:25 pm UTC (link)
No, I think I'd like to keep you in plain sight.

That seems a little much.

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[info]edgedsanity
2008-03-22 09:29 pm UTC (link)
Smart man.

I'm not sure how they could even get into them.

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[info]somes_auditus
2008-03-22 09:31 pm UTC (link)
Most of the time, yes.

Much less walk on them.

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[info]edgedsanity
2008-03-22 09:39 pm UTC (link)
Someone must be a clown that needs such things.

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[info]somes_auditus
2008-03-22 09:40 pm UTC (link)
Like stilts? I've seen six-inch heels; they're more like weapons.

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[info]edgedsanity
2008-03-22 09:50 pm UTC (link)
Exactly. Those kind of heels ARE weapons. Don't let a woman fooling you with any other explination for them.

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[info]somes_auditus
2008-03-22 09:52 pm UTC (link)
Yeahh... Three inches is my limit.

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[info]redeemed_bandit
2008-03-22 07:57 pm UTC (link)
Missing something?

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[info]somes_auditus
2008-03-22 07:58 pm UTC (link)
....Go. Away.

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[info]redeemed_bandit
2008-03-22 08:01 pm UTC (link)
ShuRa has a Missing Persons/General Investigations Department. Also works for items and small pets.

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[info]somes_auditus
2008-03-22 08:04 pm UTC (link)
Listen closely. I'm going to use small, concise words so you'll be sure and understand.

I'm a woman. I'm PMSing. Don't mess with me right now.

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[info]redeemed_bandit
2008-03-22 08:06 pm UTC (link)
It is more serious than what I imagined.

Have a nice day~

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[info]somes_auditus
2008-03-22 08:12 pm UTC (link)
Indeed.

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