Akasuna no Sasori ([info]somes_auditus) wrote,
@ 2008-03-13 16:07:00
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Current mood: bitchy
Current music:"Cold (but I'm still here)", Evans Blue
Entry tags:cissnei, claire, farfarello, host club, i r not teh beautiful, kuronue, lin, miwako, namine, private: soldier, response: angeal, response: cissnei, response: honey, response: kadaj, response: larxene, response: lin, response: miwako, response: motoko, response: sasuke, response: shishiwakamaru, response: yazoo, response: zack, sasuke, schuldig, soldier, tamaki, wesker, white day, white day gifts, zack

054 + Hello, I'm your martyr, will you be my gangster? Can you feel my trigger hand down your back?
First, and most important: I am not beautiful, nor do I enjoy being called such a thing. Got it? That word is going under my list of "things I never want to be called". Along with "dwarf" Wesker you ass, "midget" and "brat".

But, in regards to that, I'm going to be a Host. Sometime in the near future.

If I'm not, I'll get brain cancer and die. Tamaki has agreed to this.



Private: SOLDIER
Why is SOLDIER in ALL CAPTIALS?

Oh, well.

Anyway, on to business... As per Zack's orders, I've located a building for us. It has five floors, twenty office-spaces, and should be fine with a little cleaning. Too bad Cloud ain't here, or I'd make him do it. We'll play Roullete later. It's near the clock tower courtyard, and inconspicuous enough.

Also, I have no clue who is working for us and who isn't, so could someone give me a list?

ust so I don't, you know, restrain someone who actually works here. Not that I wouldn't do that anyway.
White Day Gifts
Alright, so Sasori is going to be sending out these gifts throughout the day; they all have cards saying who they're from.

Cissnei: a t-shirt that says "When Wife's not happy, ain't nobody happy."

Claire: A silver chain necklace with a bunny on it; he's sick.

Farfarello: a box of senbon needles and a new knife

Lin: Tea assortments; it's their hobby. And a picture of Lin in the tree costume.

Kuronue: Not being much of a drinker, Sasori figured combining six different wines into one bottle with be super tasty (it works with chocolate and ice cream).

Miwako: A regular-looking card, with "There. I sent you something" written in it, and a necklace with a tiny pink heart on it, taped to the back. Namine: more drawing supplies

Sasuke: a box full of dragon poo, wrapped very prettily

Schuldig: After a long debate, he made exploding bullets for him; a box of 25

Wesker: a nox of new syringes, and a crayon drawing of Wesker being hung from a tree by the neck.

Zack: A little plush doll, about 8 inches high, of Secret Agent Z, complete with sunglasses

Each of these people also get a box of white chocolates with red X's on them, with the exception of Kuronue who gets red bats, all designed and made by Sasori.


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filtered.
[info]paramounted
2008-03-13 10:03 pm UTC (link)
Yazoo and I are still working for SOLDIER.

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Re: filtered.
[info]somes_auditus
2008-03-13 10:04 pm UTC (link)
Hi, boyfriend.

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Re: filtered.
[info]paramounted
2008-03-13 10:05 pm UTC (link)
...............

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Re: filtered. he's still having fun with this - [info]somes_auditus, 2008-03-13 10:07 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: filtered. kadaj is just staaaaaaring - [info]paramounted, 2008-03-13 10:08 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: filtered. at least one fo them is enjoying himself? - [info]somes_auditus, 2008-03-13 10:10 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: filtered. at least one of them is! - [info]paramounted, 2008-03-13 10:13 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: filtered. - [info]somes_auditus, 2008-03-13 10:14 pm UTC (Expand)
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Re: filtered. - [info]somes_auditus, 2008-03-14 12:25 am UTC (Expand)
Re: filtered. - [info]paramounted, 2008-03-14 12:28 am UTC (Expand)
Re: filtered. His "boyfriend" whose name he can never remember. - [info]somes_auditus, 2008-03-14 12:30 am UTC (Expand)
filtered. zack finds this epic. just fyi. - [info]paramounted, 2008-03-14 12:33 am UTC (Expand)
Re: filtered. sasori's doing this for zack. and if you listen to him in your head picture ritsu sohm - [info]somes_auditus, 2008-03-14 12:36 am UTC (Expand)
filtered. omg zack looooves you. he's loling so much. - [info]paramounted, 2008-03-14 12:39 am UTC (Expand)
Re: filtered.now TWO people are enjoying themselves! - [info]somes_auditus, 2008-03-14 12:41 am UTC (Expand)
filtered. zack's enjoyment of this knows no bounds - [info]paramounted, 2008-03-14 12:44 am UTC (Expand)
Re: filtered. sasori says as long as zack's amused, then XD - [info]somes_auditus, 2008-03-14 12:45 am UTC (Expand)
filtered. zack says no one makes him laugh like sasori~ - [info]paramounted, 2008-03-14 12:47 am UTC (Expand)
Re: filtered. sasori says that if yazoo shoots him, zack will ne shot, as well. by sasori. - [info]somes_auditus, 2008-03-14 12:50 am UTC (Expand)
filtered. zack says anyone touches sasori and he's ripping their lungs out. ... or something. - [info]paramounted, 2008-03-14 12:51 am UTC (Expand)
Re: filtered. sasori says he wants to watch - [info]somes_auditus, 2008-03-14 12:52 am UTC (Expand)
filtered. zack says of course. <333 - [info]paramounted, 2008-03-14 12:55 am UTC (Expand)
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Re: filtered. ajdhshj ahaha. completely true~ - [info]paramounted, 2008-03-14 01:10 am UTC (Expand)
Re: filtered. he knows zack well XD - [info]somes_auditus, 2008-03-14 01:12 am UTC (Expand)
Re: filtered. and here zack wanted to be mysterious. XD - [info]paramounted, 2008-03-14 01:16 am UTC (Expand)
Re: filtered. sasori says pfft. keep trying. - [info]somes_auditus, 2008-03-14 01:18 am UTC (Expand)
Re: filtered. zack says ): - [info]paramounted, 2008-03-14 01:19 am UTC (Expand)
Re: filtered. sasori says and maybe you should cut back on the tears - [info]somes_auditus, 2008-03-14 01:20 am UTC (Expand)
filtered. zack says ;______________; - [info]paramounted, 2008-03-14 01:23 am UTC (Expand)
Re: filtered. sasori says stop that - [info]somes_auditus, 2008-03-14 01:24 am UTC (Expand)
filtered. zack says but i love you!! - [info]paramounted, 2008-03-14 01:26 am UTC (Expand)
Re: filtered. sasori says I know - [info]somes_auditus, 2008-03-14 01:28 am UTC (Expand)
Re: filtered. - [info]paramounted, 2008-03-14 01:31 am UTC (Expand)
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... - [info]somes_auditus, 2008-03-14 01:58 am UTC (Expand)
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filtered. - [info]effervescingly, 2008-03-14 12:40 am UTC (Expand)
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Re: filtered. lol he's not kidding, sasori :( - [info]effervescingly, 2008-03-14 12:48 am UTC (Expand)
Re: filtered. sasori = hard to get scared? threaten his chocolate if you want a reaction - [info]somes_auditus, 2008-03-14 12:49 am UTC (Expand)
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filtered.
[info]pridefulness
2008-03-13 10:03 pm UTC (link)
It would seem Genesis and I are staying around.

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Re: filtered.
[info]somes_auditus
2008-03-13 10:04 pm UTC (link)
Okay....


....who the hell are you, anyway?

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[info]pridefulness
2008-03-13 10:05 pm UTC (link)
Angeal Hewley.

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Re: filtered. - [info]pridefulness, 2008-03-13 10:09 pm UTC (Expand)
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Re: filtered. - [info]somes_auditus, 2008-03-13 10:48 pm UTC (Expand)
filtered. sdasdjhk YOU KNOW WHAT ZACK'S GOING TO DO
[info]zacked
2008-03-13 10:04 pm UTC (link)
Because it looks cool that way~. ♥

Sasori, have I ever said how awesome you are?

Edited at 2008-03-13 10:05 pm UTC

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Re: filtered. HE ALWAYS SEEMS TO FORGET ABOUT THAT!!!
[info]somes_auditus
2008-03-13 10:06 pm UTC (link)
Okay, whatever. I fill out forms in capitals anyway.


At least twice a week.

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Re: filtered. ZACK WILL REMIND HIM!!!
[info]zacked
2008-03-13 10:07 pm UTC (link)
See, it works out then~.

Hmm... maybe I should up it to three times, then!

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Re: filtered. SASORI SAYS NOOOOOOOOOOOO *goes on and on for days* - [info]somes_auditus, 2008-03-13 10:08 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: filtered. ZACK THINKS SASORI SECRETLY LIKES IT! - [info]zacked, 2008-03-13 10:09 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: filtered. SASORI SAYS HE DOESN'T. REALLY. - [info]somes_auditus, 2008-03-13 10:11 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: filtered. ZACK SAYS UH-HUH. SURE! - [info]zacked</