Current mood:	annoyed
Current music:	"Angels Fuck", Jack Off Jill
Entry tags:	1000 cranes, i'm back bitches, miwako, poison testing, private: shin-ra employees, projects: miwako, projects: schuldig, projects: suzaku, response: adam, response: claire, response: elena, response: lime, response: miwako, response: shu, response: sylar, response: tamaki, response: yuki, schuldig, suzaku, test groups, why are you people teh dumb?

048 + I woke up, morning, I woke up dead today. I aged a thousand years or more

Private: Shin-Ra Employees

I will be returning to work Wednesday, and I'll use that oppurtunity to test the barrier of Iron Sand that the big guys want up around the building. So, listen. The Iron Sand isn't something you want to play with in a sandbox or anything. It's pretty dangerous. For that reason, I'll be laying down some guidelines. On no uncertain terms is anyone other than myself allowed to touch the Iron Sand. If you fall on it, or some gets on your skin - and you'll be able to tell, since that part of your skin will go numb right away - contact me or the Science Department immeadiately. Science department: In order to get I.S. off of someone's skin, soak the portion in a mixture of bleach and rubbing alcohol, then scrape the sand away. If it gets in your eyes... Don't bother with the S.D., just get a perscription for eyeglasses. No, I'm kidding. If it gets in your eyes, come to me right away and try not to blink a lot. If you get cut by the Iron Sand, contact me. The Iron Sand has a metallic/magnetic base that will shut down your joints wherever you were cut, and it also happens to be laced with poison that will kill you in three days. Three very painful days. It's designed for our enemies, so I'd rather not have any casualities on my own end. That would be embarrassing. That said, you won't have to worry about getting in and out of the building, or anything. The Iron Sand will be going up around the building at night, when, I assume, people won't be going in and out. The rest of the time, it will only be put up in the event of a security breach, or if Wesker, Hojo or Grantz decide to be bold for once and attack us full-on. In the quite-likely chance of stupidity, or if anyone has some kind of problem with this and you aren't on a rank above me - this means everyone but the President, Larxene, Shu, Tseng and Zack - I really don't want to hear it. But even to those people... I really don't want to hear it. This is the best I can do. Also: Discussion time. Why, why, why is Wesker complaining so frequently about comments that our employees make? Is this a new strategy that was thought up in my absense? Provoke him into a full and enraged attack? He may be our enemy, but even enemies can show respect.

As a matter of curiosity, how many of you would want to have a festival like Japanese? With games and food and activities and all other manner of pointless amusements?

Private: Self

Match in the gas-tank, boom boom. Test Group A: 6mg #0001: various. Hair loss, sweating, seizures #0002: unconscious, never regained, #0003: one seizure, in and out of conscious Yield: 0002-7FG-10-345 Test Group B: 12mg #0001: instant death, muscles seized up #0002: seizures and heart failure, prompt death #0003: breathing trouble led to death Yield: 0021-G14-EX. Test Group C: 24mg #0001: failed; too quick for studies #0002: failed; ran away, the maggot #0003: success; death in three days Yield: 0000-7WE-73-O87 PROJECTS: 1 - Coat for V.; green corderoy? 2 - Doll for M.; deadline 03-14 3 - Tunic for S.; white silk, red thread

wish: 1000 - 876